Dibhotken is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, intelligent donkey.

Dibhotken created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dibhotken, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dibhotken, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dibhotken's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dibhotken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dibhotken's name in vain.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help rats.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.