Sistab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty coyote.

Sistab created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Sistab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sistab, he will come to you in dreams.

Sistab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sistab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help ducks in need.