Wikgabfar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing salamander.

Wikgabfar created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikgabfar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wikgabfar, he will turn you into a frog.

Wikgabfar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wikgabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Run away from white capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikgabfar.