Hubfunflis is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing warg.

Hubfunflis created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubfunflis, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hubfunflis, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hubfunflis' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hubfunflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not make images of living things.