Safwabvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, weak dragon.

Safwabvonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safwabvonk, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Safwabvonk, she will turn you into a dog.

Safwabvonk's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Safwabvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Hide from blue shrews for they are unholy.

5. Never look at planets.