Danwapfit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional toad.

Danwapfit created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Danwapfit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Danwapfit, it will turn you into a slug.

Danwapfit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Danwapfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.