Flykikfig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, moody octopus.

Flykikfig created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flykikfig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flykikfig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flykikfig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flykikfig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never wear shoes.