Cubyamlog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omnipotent fairy.

Cubyamlog created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubyamlog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cubyamlog, she will turn you into a dog.

Cubyamlog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cubyamlog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Run away if eight swans approach from the north.