Xemvilrill is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent faun.

Xemvilrill created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemvilrill, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xemvilrill, it will laugh at you.

Xemvilrill's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Xemvilrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xemvilrill.

5. Never look in ponds.