Rawmignabdun is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, effective fox.

Rawmignabdun created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawmignabdun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rawmignabdun, he will send minions to preach to you.

Rawmignabdun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Rawmignabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.