Vildapnar is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident
owl.
Vildapnar created life four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vildapnar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Vildapnar, he will cry a lot.
Vildapnar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Vildapnar's Holy Commandments1. Run away from brown rats, for they are unholy.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Always treat ants with great respect.
5. You must never eat coconuts.