Jinbosshap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, contented hare.

Jinbosshap created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinbosshap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jinbosshap, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jinbosshap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jinbosshap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jinbosshap first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jinbosshap on top of all buildings.

4. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the east.

5. Do not chop down trees.