Dodveenab is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing
frog.
Dodveenab created the world three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dodveenab, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Dodveenab, he will not invite you to parties.
Dodveenab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Dodveenab's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Do not bounce in public.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Hide if five shrews approach from the west.