Dodveenab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing frog.

Dodveenab created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodveenab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodveenab, he will not invite you to parties.

Dodveenab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dodveenab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide if five shrews approach from the west.