Maptimsit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, confident monkey.

Maptimsit created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Maptimsit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Maptimsit, she will turn you into a rat.

Maptimsit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Maptimsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Run away if four ants approach from the east.

3. Maptimsit loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Maptimsit's name in vain.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.