Cabjapten is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful
weasel.
Cabjapten created a down quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Cabjapten, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cabjapten, it will throw large rocks at you.
Cabjapten's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Cabjapten's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Cabjapten three times a day.
2. You must never eat beans.
3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
4. Frogs are not to be trusted.
5. Do not wear cyan clothing.