Cabjapten is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful weasel.

Cabjapten created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cabjapten, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cabjapten, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cabjapten's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cabjapten's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cabjapten three times a day.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.