Fudkonpag Gebragdam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent fairy.

Fudkonpag Gebragdam created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fudkonpag Gebragdam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fudkonpag Gebragdam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fudkonpag Gebragdam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fudkonpag Gebragdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always look after injured mites.
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