Mifcebdod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, benevolent butterfly.

Mifcebdod created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Mifcebdod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mifcebdod, he will turn you into a sheep.

Mifcebdod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Mifcebdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sit in the presence of gulls.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mifcebdod.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.