Fobpaggar is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing
wasp.
Fobpaggar created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fobpaggar, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Fobpaggar, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Fobpaggar's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Fobpaggar's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never talk about birds.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never write about moons.