Fobpaggar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing wasp.

Fobpaggar created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobpaggar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fobpaggar, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fobpaggar's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fobpaggar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about moons.