Dabtamfas is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty hyena.

Dabtamfas created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabtamfas, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabtamfas, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dabtamfas' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dabtamfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Never eat bark.