Mipappmis is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive narwhal.

Mipappmis created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipappmis, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mipappmis, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mipappmis' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mipappmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mipappmis.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Respect your elders.