Vagligflap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient dingo.

Vagligflap created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagligflap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagligflap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vagligflap's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vagligflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Do not cook food in pots.