Vagligflap is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient
dingo.
Vagligflap created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vagligflap, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vagligflap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Vagligflap's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Vagligflap's Holy Commandments1. Always wear turquoise.
2. Always help bats in need.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
5. Do not cook food in pots.