Janvingigdit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident hare.

Janvingigdit created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janvingigdit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Janvingigdit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Janvingigdit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Janvingigdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Never think about asteroids.