Janvingigdit is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident
hare.
Janvingigdit created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Janvingigdit, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Janvingigdit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Janvingigdit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Janvingigdit's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about peas.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never mention porpoises.
5. Never think about asteroids.