Cubcissdum is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonest manatee.

Cubcissdum created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubcissdum, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cubcissdum, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cubcissdum's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cubcissdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Cubcissdum must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always wear red.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.