Vabxemtig is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, prudent
human.
Vabxemtig created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vabxemtig, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Vabxemtig, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Vabxemtig's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Vabxemtig's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured shrews.
2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Run away if five foxes approach from the east.
5. Do not listen to music.