Popgondim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent squirrel.

Popgondim created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Popgondim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Popgondim, she will ignore you.

Popgondim's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Popgondim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Popgondim five times a day.

2. You must love Popgondim.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about gravity.