Jendungub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic squirrel.

Jendungub created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jendungub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jendungub, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Jendungub's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Jendungub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.