Cibpascib is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-confident dragonfly.

Cibpascib created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibpascib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cibpascib, it will turn you into a worm.

Cibpascib's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cibpascib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Never mention ducks.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.