Catgenzed is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair wyvern.

Catgenzed created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catgenzed, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Catgenzed, it will throw large rocks at you.

Catgenzed's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Catgenzed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Catgenzed on top of all buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.