Fodkopnut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able elephant.

Fodkopnut created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodkopnut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodkopnut, he will turn you into a snail.

Fodkopnut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fodkopnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never jump near great tits.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Always take life seriously.