Miscib is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, strong hedgehog.

Miscib created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miscib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Miscib, it will laugh at you.

Miscib's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Miscib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not take Miscib's name in vain.