Hivkenbet is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent swan.

Hivkenbet created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivkenbet, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hivkenbet, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hivkenbet's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hivkenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to snails while wearing pink dresses.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Hivkenbet loves badgers, so they must be honoured.