Nuthitnel Manloopcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent lizard.

Nuthitnel Manloopcuss created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Nuthitnel Manloopcuss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nuthitnel Manloopcuss, it will turn you into a worm.

Nuthitnel Manloopcuss' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nuthitnel Manloopcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nuthitnel Manloopcuss.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuthitnel Manloopcuss.