Madarmpang is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable centipede.

Madarmpang created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madarmpang, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Madarmpang, he will make you grow a tail.

Madarmpang's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Madarmpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the east.

5. Always help swans in need.