Targlag Badruttbanyimbenzogladyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast skunk.

Targlag Badruttbanyimbenzogladyarp created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targlag Badruttbanyimbenzogladyarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Targlag Badruttbanyimbenzogladyarp, she will turn you into a rock.

Targlag Badruttbanyimbenzogladyarp's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Targlag Badruttbanyimbenzogladyarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Targlag Badruttbanyimbenzogladyarp four times a day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targlag Badruttbanyimbenzogladyarp.

3. Worship no other gods but Targlag Badruttbanyimbenzogladyarp.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targlag Badruttbanyimbenzogladyarp.

5. Never look in ponds.