Bagbassquillyok is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous rhinoceros.

Bagbassquillyok created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagbassquillyok, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bagbassquillyok, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bagbassquillyok's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bagbassquillyok's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bagbassquillyok first in all things.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not shave your feet.