Hivhimnib is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, slow gnu.

Hivhimnib created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivhimnib, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hivhimnib, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hivhimnib's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hivhimnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.