Dobtigpad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil clam.

Dobtigpad created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dobtigpad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dobtigpad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dobtigpad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dobtigpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never feed aubergines to tapirs while wearing turquoise corsets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear white clothing.