Zodgodneg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful wombat.

Zodgodneg created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodgodneg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodgodneg, she will boil you in a big pot.

Zodgodneg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Zodgodneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear white dresses.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.