Gubjamdut is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing shrew.

Gubjamdut created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubjamdut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gubjamdut, he will make you grow a tail.

Gubjamdut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gubjamdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not hurt mice.