Sidfombod is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional grasshopper.

Sidfombod created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfombod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidfombod, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sidfombod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sidfombod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sidfombod.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.