Tenfebflap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, humorless goblin.

Tenfebflap created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenfebflap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tenfebflap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tenfebflap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tenfebflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Run away from yellow manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.