Cibnibfid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, astonishing snail.

Cibnibfid created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibnibfid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cibnibfid, he will turn you into a worm.

Cibnibfid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cibnibfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibnibfid.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.