Yarlikhubbot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying fly.

Yarlikhubbot created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlikhubbot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarlikhubbot, it will laugh at you.

Yarlikhubbot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yarlikhubbot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yarlikhubbot first in all things.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look after injured frogs.