Rencedgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered squirrel.

Rencedgeb created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencedgeb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rencedgeb, it will manifest in front of you.

Rencedgeb's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rencedgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Rencedgeb on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Rencedgeb loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always help sick badgers.