Wabhogdan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited hummingbird.

Wabhogdan created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabhogdan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wabhogdan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Wabhogdan's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Wabhogdan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never jump in holy places.