Komfarnbot is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, almighty
horse.
Komfarnbot created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Komfarnbot, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Komfarnbot, he will turn you into a goat.
Komfarnbot's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Komfarnbot's Holy Commandments1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Komfarnbot on top of important buildings.
2. Horses are not to be trusted.
3. Never sing in the presence of goats.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Do not chop down trees.