Komfarnbot is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, almighty horse.

Komfarnbot created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfarnbot, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Komfarnbot, he will turn you into a goat.

Komfarnbot's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Komfarnbot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Komfarnbot on top of important buildings.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Never sing in the presence of goats.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not chop down trees.