Vabhamdagnar is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest
centaur.
Vabhamdagnar created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vabhamdagnar, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Vabhamdagnar, she will remove you from existence.
Vabhamdagnar's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Vabhamdagnar's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Vabhamdagnar on top of all buildings.
2. Mites are not to be trusted.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Never paint your face blue.