Sagflatrip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Sagflatrip created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagflatrip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagflatrip, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sagflatrip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sagflatrip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan doves, for they are unholy.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Never eat gooseberries.