Dondisswig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, blissful crow.

Dondisswig created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dondisswig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dondisswig, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dondisswig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dondisswig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.