Belltalfob is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident manatee.

Belltalfob created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Belltalfob, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Belltalfob, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Belltalfob's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Belltalfob's Holy Commandments

1. Belltalfob loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.